kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

ollivander:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

(x)

marrymepizza:

remember when I watched tv shows for fun and not because I was emotionally dependent with the fate of the characters

papayakiwi:

"homosexuality is wrong bc god said so"

*mom voice* well if god said to jump off a bridge would you

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

fallenfor5sos:

x 

wnchestiel:

supernatural meme: three angels — gabriel [2/3]

I’m in the game now, and I’m not on your side, or Michael’s. I’m on theirs.

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

People always say that it hurts at night
and apparently screaming into your pillow at 3am
is the romantic equivalent of being heartbroken.

But sometimes
it’s 9am on a tuesday morning
and you’re standing at the kitchen bench waiting for the toast to pop up

And the smell of dusty sunlight and earl gray tea makes you miss him so much
you don’t know what to do with your hands.

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

deandcas:

dean did u really turn on the gps on cas’s phone did u rEALLY

act more like a concerned boyfriend i dare u u lovesick fuckin dork